How to know your mom rocks and will be the Queen of the Universe

You know your mom can whoop your ass and blow you away when:

10. it takes her 0 seconds to OK your moving out to somewhere 4 bus stops away.
9. she knows what a "bike tote" is when you have absolutely no idea.
8. she seems to know way more Korean stars than you do and can make a detailed list of which films they have been in.
7. she looks up films and drama flicks on the internet. No one ever taught her how to do it.
6. she could swim for more than 1 hour without breaks.
5. she builds a perfectly-crafted sturdy makeshift crib for her grandson in one day.
4. she bookmarks the Playboy site just because she thinks you "might be curious."
3. she stays calm when you tell her your bf is a different race.
2. she doesn't flinch when you then reveal that he's 7 years younger than you.
1. she stands on her head and forearms steady like a rock while you wobble and roll around wildly like an egg. She's 61.

May the Queen have mercy on us all.